Glitch: (Whispering) Woah... this place is spooky! Are you sure it's safe, RJ? What if there's a dragon in here? Or a mime? Those things are terrifying!
Pandora: (Scoffs) Please, Glitch. There's nothing to be afraid of. It's just a bit of digital ambiance. And besides, even if there was a dragon, I'm sure RJ could handle it.
RJ: (Raises an eyebrow) And how, exactly, do you propose I handle a dragon, Pandora? With my trusty wrench?
Pandora: (Smirks) Well, you could always try reasoning with it. Or offering it a nice cup of tea. Dragons love tea, don't they?
Glitch: (Eyes widen) Ooh, ooh! Maybe we could build a robot dragon! We could call it... the Chaos Dragon! And it could breathe fire and shoot lasers and...
RJ: (Interrupting) Glitch, focus! We're here to announce a promotion!
Glitch: Oh yeah, the promotion! The one with the treasure chest! (Rushes towards the chest, tripping over a skeletal rubber chicken) Whoa!
Pandora: (Sighs) ...
Glitch: (Staring at the chest in awe) Look at that chest! It's glowing! And there are runes on it! Do you think it's cursed? Maybe it'll turn us into frogs!
Pandora: (Rolls her eyes) It's not cursed, Glitch. It's just a really cool graphic. And those runes? They're just fancy letters that say...
RJ: (Points to the inscription above the chest) "Share the Chaos, Win the Loot!"
Glitch: (Jumps up and down excitedly) Loot! Loot! Loot! What kind of loot? Is there candy? Or video games? Or maybe a lifetime supply of duct tape?
Pandora: (Raises an eyebrow with a sly smirk) "Well, well, well... look at all this Freeky Geeky goodness. Wouldn't you just love to get your hands on some of this? (Leans closer to the audience, voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper) I hear there are rumors of a contest, a chance to win glorious prizes... but you didn't hear that from me.
RJ: ...? Share the chaos, win the loot, and join the Freeky Geeky adventure!
Glitch: (Grabs a torch and starts juggling it) Adventure time! WOO-HOO!
1. Eligibility:
2. How to Enter:
3. Entry Limits:
4. Loot Chest:
Prizes are drawn randomly from the "Loot Chest," which is basically a treasure trove of Freeky Geeky goodness
5. Drawing:
Extra Info:
One lucky winner will snag ONE of these epic prizes:
Rules may change over time, but will not effect current submissions. We will list all changes to be made to next month's promotion right here
Upcoming changes:
needed new follower count for next month to continue the loot growth will be 2. (still super easy)
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