Section 2: The Trap Chassis

RJ: Alright, trap builders, let's get down to business with The Trap Chassis. This is the foundation of the whole trap, the sturdy frame that holds all the components together and ensures everything stays in place.

Pandora: We'll be examining its construction, analyzing its durability, and making sure it can handle the rough and tumble of ghostbusting. Because the last thing you want is your trap falling apart in the middle of a bust.

Glitch: (Pops up, fiddling with a loose wire) Ooh! Can we make it shock ghosts when they get too close? Like, a little zap to keep them in line?

RJ: (Shakes his head) Glitch, focus. The outer shell is about protection and stability, not electrocuting ghosts. We want to contain them, not fry them.

Glitch: (Eyes light up) Ooh! Can we make it shoot out confetti when a ghost gets trapped? Like a party popper! That'd be awesome!

RJ: (Sighs) You know what, Glitch? I'm going to let you write this section. Just try to keep the explosions and confetti to a minimum, okay?

RJ gives Glitch a weary look, then throws his hands up in mock surrender and retreats to his workbench.

Economy vs Premium parts

(Glitch is attempting to make a crown out of dollar bills, balancing it precariously on his head and strutting around like royalty.) Alright, trap team, time to talk turkey! And by turkey, I mean cold hard cash. Now, I know nobody likes talking about money, but even ghostbusting has a budget. But hey, fear not! Freeky Geeky's got you covered with options that'll make even Scrooge McDuck crack a smile.

Think of it like choosing the right tools for the job. You wouldn't use a proton pack to unclog a toilet, would you? (Though, now that I think about it...) Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, options!

For those of you who love getting your hands dirty and revel in the thrill of the build, we've got the "Economy" option. This is for the DIY masters, the folks who can MacGyver a nuclear reactor out of chewing gum and paper clips. You'll need a steady hand, a keen eye, and maybe a little bit of luck. But hey, the satisfaction of building something from scratch? Priceless.

Now, for those who prefer a more... streamlined approach, we've got the "Premium" option. Think of it as the "easy-bake oven" of ghost trap building. All the ingredients are pre-measured, pre-cut, and ready to assemble. Just follow the instructions, and boom! You've got yourself a ghost-trapping masterpiece. Of course, this kind of convenience comes with a slightly higher price tag. But hey, time is money, right?

Ultimately, the choice is yours. Whether you're a budget-conscious DIY warrior or a time-saving efficiency expert, there's an option for you. Just remember, the real fun is in the building, the creating, the bringing to life of something awesome. So grab your tools, fire up your imaginations, and let's get trapping!

The Parts:

(Glitch is hanging upside down from the ceiling, drawing on the notepad with his feet.) Psst! Hey, guys! Wanna know a secret? It's about the "Notes" thingy! That's where RJ fesses up to all his goof-ups and brainstorms crazy ideas. (Don't worry, he's not as bonkers as me, but even super-geniuses have their moments.) But seriously, if RJ changes anything about a part, you'll find it there. If not, it's "Production Ready!" Time to unleash the geekiness! (Whatever that means...)

Universal Mounting Plate

The ultimate foundation for your ghost-bustin' adventures! This bad boy is laser-cut with pinpoint accuracy, so you know it's gonna fit like a glove. – it works like a adapter to all your ALL your favorite bases! RTV? Check! Quadcopter? You bet! Even that sweet watercraft base!

Notes:
Inner cut out adjustments needed (no cross bar,more room)

Economy = $30.94
Premium = $42.94

Chassis Base

The bedrock of your ghost-bustin' build! This Trap Chassis base is where it all begins. Laser-cut for a perfect fit, it's the solid foundation you need to wrangle those pesky specters. Grab yours and start building!

Notes:
Production Ready

Economy = $42.16
Premium = $92.16

 

Chassis Track Base

The bedrock of your ghost-bustin' build! This Trap Chassis base is where it all begins. Laser-cut for a perfect fit, it's the solid foundation you need to wrangle those pesky specters. Grab yours and start building!

Includes: 3, #04-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Economy = $15.99
Premium = $21.99

Chassis Track Guides

These laser-cut track guides are like a parking spot for your ghost trap cartridge! They make sure it slides right into place, perfectly aligned.

Includes: 8, #04-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Economy = $14.00
Premium = $30.00

Right Wall

This laser-cut right wall is tougher than a ghost in a headlock! Counter-sunk and taped

Includes: 5, #04-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Economy = $39.15
Premium = $73.15

Left Wall

This laser-cut right wall is tougher than a ghost in a headlock! Counter-sunk and taped

Includes: 5, #04-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready
"must not countersink wrong hole again"

Economy = $37.61
Premium = $63.61

Rear Wall Assembly

The Ultimate combo of brawn and beauty! We're talkin' laser-cut plate for the wall, CNC-machined neck and handle for extra grip.

Includes: 4, #04-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap screws &
1, #04-40 x 1/4"  Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
"Sub D holes will be pass though"

Economy = $83.28
Premium = $101.28

Release Lever

EJECT! EJECT! EJECT! It's the Release Lever! With one flick of this laser-cut beauty, that cartridge will eject with a sound that'll make your soul sing!

Includes: 1, #04-40 x 7/8"  Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Premium = $8.60

Lock & Spring

Lock and Spring, the ultimate two-for-one deal! This CNC-machined plug not only keeps your Release Lever in check, but it also acts as a safety, preventing any accidental ejections while you're bustin' ghosts!

Includes: 1, #06-32 x 1/4"  Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Premium = $33.5

Rear Handle Cap

it's the Rear Handle Cap, CNC-machined to perfection, it keeps that Lock and Spring snug as a bug in a rug.

Includes: 1, #04-40 x 1/4"  Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Premium = $16.5

Front Handle Cap

CNC-machined and lookin' fly, this push-on cap adds that extra bit of pizzazz

Includes: 1, #04-40 x 1/4"  Socket Cap screws.

Notes:
Production Ready

Premium = $16.00

The Final Break down

(Glitch is scribbling on a notepad, then dramatically rips the page out and eats it.) Alright, alright, hold your horses! It's time to talk about the moolah, the big bucks, the... you know, the stuff that makes the world go 'round. We've poked and prodded every inch of this awesome Trap Chassis, and now it's time to reveal the damage. Drumroll, please!

Economy Shell Kit Total: $ 332.73
Premium Shell Kit Total: $ 494.73

But hey, don't freak out just yet! These are just the starting prices. The final cost depends on how tricked out you want your trap to be and how confident you feel with a drill and some tap and die sets. Wanna mix and match parts? Go wild! Make your trap as unique as your fingerprint! Whether you're a master craftsman or a ghostbusting rookie, we've got options for every budget and skill level.

Glitch: (Glitch zips around RJ, a whirlwind of energy and candy wrappers.) Hey RJ, how'd I do? Was that awesome? Can I get a bonus? Maybe a lifetime supply of those super-bouncy gummy balls?

RJ: (Raises an eyebrow) Super-bouncy gummy balls? Knowing you, those would probably end up stuck to the ceiling. And no bonus either. Just try to keep the chaos to a minimum, okay?

The Never-Ending Disclaimer (Because We're Thorough Like That)

(Glitch is riding the Ghost Trap like a scooter, zipping around the workshop with reckless abandon.) Okay, okay, I get it! This trap is like, super-duper delicate, right? It's a museum piece, not a weapon of mass ghost destruction. But hey, I know you guys are gonna wanna take it for a spin, so RJ made sure it can handle a little roughhousing.

But seriously, don't go using it as a battering ram or a doorstop. Unless, of course, a ghost is trying to steal your video game controller. Then, by all means, whack away! But don't come crying to me when you need a new handle.

And hey, just a heads up: Freeky Geeky isn't responsible if you accidentally open a portal to another dimension or get slimed by a grumpy Class 5. Build and use this thing at your own risk!

Now, go out there and show those ghosts who's boss! Or, you know, just admire your awesome new trap. Maybe with a bowl of cereal and a ghostbusting cartoon marathon. Sounds like fun, right?

 

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