Section 3: Equipment Plates
RJ: once again glitch you did well explaining the trap chassis section, but i think ill take over this section on the equipment plates, why dont you go enjoy a nice rest
Glitch: (tapping his chin thoughtfully) Hmm, a rest you say? Perhaps a quick nap in the paint booth? It's nice and cozy in there, and the fumes might even inspire a new dance move!
Pandora: (with a dramatic eye roll) Oh, for the love of binary code... Glitch, you do realize that paint fumes are not exactly a recipe for a long and happy life, right?
RJ: (chuckling) Relax, Pandora. The fumes are long gone. I vented the booth out days ago. Besides, Glitch isn't really going to nap in there. He just knows I keep my emergency stash of snacks in there.
Glitch: (eyes sparkling) Ooh, snacks! Is it those delicious chocolate chip ones with the extra sprinkles? I've been dreaming about those!
RJ: (with a playful smirk) Suuuurrrre, go check. I'm gonna get back to these equipment plates. (muttering to himself) Hopefully, I can actually get something done without any more "unexpected" interruptions...
Economy vs Premium parts
Second Time Around:
As I previously stated (because apparently, I'm prone to repeating myself), Alright, trap team, time to talk turkey! And by turkey, I mean cold hard cash. Now, I know nobody likes talking about money, but even ghostbusting has a budget. But hey, fear not! Freeky Geeky's got you covered with options that'll make even Scrooge McDuck crack a smile.
Think of it like choosing the right tools for the job. You wouldn't use a proton pack to unclog a toilet, would you? (Though, now that I think about it...) Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, options!
For those of you who love getting your hands dirty and revel in the thrill of the build, we've got the "Economy" option. This is for the DIY masters, the folks who can MacGyver a nuclear reactor out of chewing gum and paper clips. You'll need a steady hand, a keen eye, and maybe a little bit of luck. But hey, the satisfaction of building something from scratch? Priceless.
Now, for those who prefer a more... streamlined approach, we've got the "Premium" option. Think of it as the "easy-bake oven" of ghost trap building. All the ingredients are pre-measured, pre-cut, and ready to assemble. Just follow the instructions, and boom! You've got yourself a ghost-trapping masterpiece. Of course, this kind of convenience comes with a slightly higher price tag. But hey, time is money, right?
Ultimately, the choice is yours. Whether you're a budget-conscious DIY warrior or a time-saving efficiency expert, there's an option for you. Just remember, the real fun is in the building, the creating, the bringing to life of something awesome. So grab your tools, fire up your imaginations, and let's get trapping!
The Parts:
The "Notes" field? Ah, that's where I confess my sins, admit my design flaws, and basically tell you what I screwed up. (Just kidding... mostly.) But seriously, folks, if there are any changes to be made to the part in the final production, you'll find them listed there. If not, it's "Production Ready"! Time to unleash the geekiness!
Left Plate
This Left Equipment Plate is laser cut and ready to roll. Comes with countersunk holes for a flush fit, because who wants screws sticking out like a sore thumb?
Includes: 2, #4-40 x 5/16" Pan Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $17.62
Premium = $37.62
Trap Rods
The trap rod, precision-machined on a lathe and then lovingly coaxed into a CNC for accurate hole placement.
Includes: 6, #4-40 x 1/4" Flat Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Production Ready
Premium = $45.00
Left Knob Plate
Ah, the left knob plate! The unsung hero of the trap's control panel. This laser-cut beauty, complete with a CNC-machined knob post adapter, is what makes those knobs go 'round and 'round.
Includes: 2, #4-40 x 5/16" Socket Caps
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $8.15
(No Knob Adapter)
Premium = $26.15
Right Plate
Right Equipment Plate: Laser cut for precision, built for durability. It's all about function, keeping it simple.
Includes: 2, #4-40 x 5/16" Socket Caps
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $17.81
Premium = $33.81
Vector Plate
Vector Plate: Sourced straight from the pros at Vector themselves, then precisely cut to size for a perfect fit
Includes: 4, #4-40 x 5/16" Socket Caps
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $12.00
Premium = $36.00
Cal-R
Cal-R Resistor: The real deal, sourced from both new and vintage parts
Includes: 2, #4-40 x 5/16" Socket Caps
Notes:
Production Ready
Premium = $14.00
Right Knob Plate
the right knob plate! This laser-cut wonder, also featuring a Machined knob post adapter, is like the left knob plate's mini-me.
Includes: 4, #4-40 x 5/16" Socket Caps
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $8.37
(No Knob Adapter)
Premium = $26.37
The Final Break down
Alright, time for the final tally. We've dissected Equipment Plates piece by piece, and now it's time to add up the damage.
Economy Kit Total: $116.95
Premium Kit Total: $218.95
Now, those are just the ballpark figures, mind you. The final price will depend on which parts you choose and how confident you're feeling. Mix and match to your heart's content, and create a ghost trap that's as unique as you are. We've tried to make these parts as accessible to everyone as possible, so whether you're a master builder who's confident they can handle the extra workload or you'd rather spend your time chasing ghosts than chasing tolerances, we've got you covered
The Never-Ending Disclaimer (Because We're Thorough Like That)
Okay, before you unleash this thing on the unsuspecting spirit world, let's have a little chat, shall we? This trap is a masterpiece, a work of art, a... well, you get the idea. It's meant to be admired, cherished, maybe even displayed under a spotlight with dramatic music playing in the background. But hey, I get it. Sometimes you just gotta get your ghostbusting on.
Now, I'm not gonna lie, this trap is built to withstand a spectral smackdown. But let's be real, it's not indestructible. So, maybe try to avoid using it as a battering ram, a doorstop, or a substitute for your morning coffee mug. Unless, of course, you're facing off against a ghostly Godzilla that laughs in the face of proton streams. Then, by all means, go for it! Just don't come crying to me when you need a new handle assembly.
And one last thing: Freeky Geeky isn't responsible for any paranormal pandemonium, ectoplasmic explosions, or accidental trips to the spirit world. Build and operate this trap at your own risk.
Now, go forth and give those ghosts a scare! Or, you know, just admire it from a safe distance. Whatever floats your boat."
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