Ejection & Control Unit (E.C.U)
RJ: "Alright, ghost wranglers, let's get up close and personal with the Ejection & Control Unit! This little beauty is the brains of the operation, handling communication, activation, and cartridge ejection."
Pandora: "We'll be exploring its circuitry, safety features, and user-friendliness. Because nobody wants a ghost-related explosion mid-bust."
Glitch: (Jumps out) "Boo! Can we make it launch ghosts into a giant vat of cheese? Or a pool of rubber chickens?"
RJ: (Raises an eyebrow) "Glitch, seriously? The ECU receives power from the cartridge and controls the containment field. It's about energy management, not poultry projectiles."
Glitch: "Ooh! Can we power it with those singing fish plaques? Or those hand-crank sirens?"
RJ: (Sighs) "Let's just get started before Glitch turns this into a spectral sideshow. Pandora, take it away!"
Economy vs Premium parts
(Pandora adjusts her glasses, her gaze focused on the cost sheet) "Alright, let's break down the financial implications of this project. Now, I understand that cost is always a factor, but at Freeky Geeky, we believe in providing options. Think of it as selecting the appropriate materials for a masterpiece. Would you use acrylic paints for a sculpture? Or perhaps marble for a watercolor?"
(She taps a pen on the table, her expression thoughtful) "For those who appreciate the nuances of craftsmanship and enjoy the process of creation, we offer the 'Economy' option. This path requires precision, patience, and a willingness to invest time and effort. You'll need to hone your skills with various tools and techniques. But be warned, even the most skilled artisan encounters challenges. A misplaced measurement, a moment of inattention, and adjustments may be necessary. But such challenges are merely opportunities for refinement and learning. And for those who persevere, the rewards are immense - a truly unique creation and a testament to your dedication."
(Her voice softens, taking on a reassuring tone) "Now, for those who prioritize efficiency and streamlined results, we offer the 'Premium' option. This path provides pre-prepared components, meticulously crafted to ensure a smooth and effortless assembly. Simply acquire the necessary parts, follow the instructions with care, and your creation will take shape with minimal effort. But such convenience comes at a cost, a cost that must be balanced against the value of your time and resources."
(She offers a warm, encouraging smile) "Ultimately, the choice is yours. Whether you embrace the intricacies of the 'Economy' option or opt for the streamlined efficiency of the 'Premium' route, remember that the true value lies in the satisfaction of bringing your vision to life. And who knows? Perhaps along the way, you'll discover hidden talents and a newfound appreciation for the art of creation."
The Parts:
(Pandora winks, a playful smile on her face) "Ah, the 'Notes' field. That's where RJ spills the tea, confesses his design hiccups, and basically gives you a glimpse into his creative process. (Don't worry, he's not as scatterbrained as Glitch, but even the most brilliant minds have their moments.) In all seriousness, though, if there are any tweaks or changes to be made to the part in the final production run, you'll find them listed there. If not, it's 'Production Ready'!Time to unleash the geekiness! (i cant believe Rj is making us say that)
E.C.U Housing
This component, while deceptively simple, is a testament to RJ's meticulous craftsmanship. Laser-cut panels, TIG welded for unparalleled strength, and meticulously finished for a touch of elegance. Precisely tapped holes guarantee a seamless assembly experience. The ideal foundation for your ghost trap's control system.
Includes: 1, #6-32 x 7/16" Button Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $72.64
Premium = $84.64
Ejection Mech.
Laser-cut, of course, and fitted with those perfectly-sized machine pins to provides the force needed to launch that cartridge.
Includes: springs, pins, and 2, 6/32 x 1/2" Button Head Socket Cap screws
Notes:
Ejection pins need to have a longer end milled
Economy = $42.77
Premium = $54.77
Label Plate
This label plate may look simple, but it's a Freeky Geeky original, designed by RJ himself. Why? Because those screws on the bottom of the ECU needed a little extra love. (Don't ask me, I just work here.) Oh, and did I mention this little beauty is customizable? We can powder coat and laser it right here in the shop
Notes:
Needs stock label options designed
Blank = 7.94
Stock laser design = 22.94
Custom = 32.94
E.C.U Front plate
This laser-cut ECU front plate not only seals up the housing but also locks those crucial ejection pins in place. Ready to bolt on and complete your masterpiece.
Includes:4, #4-40 x 1/4" flat Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Dsub holes need to be threaded instead of pass though
Economy = $30.57
Premium = $38.57
E.C.U Cover
Laser-cut for precision, it neatly closes up the top of the ECU, allowing for effortless mounting of the switch and light
Includes: 5, #4-40 x 1/4" Button Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Production Ready
Economy = $12.25
Premium = $12.25
Male Dsub
This male D-sub connector has been modified (with varying degrees of success) for smoother mating with the cartridge D-sub. let's just say RJ is still perfecting the technique. (Something about two out of three ending up in the "scrap" bin. Personally, I blame the caffeine.) Each one is tested to ensure a solid connection.
Includes:4, #4-40 x 1/2" flat Head Socket Cap
Notes:
Production ready
Premium = 7.00
The Final Break down
(Pandora beams, tapping a pen against the cost sheet with a flourish) Alright, my fellow ghost enthusiasts, let's delve into the financial aspect of this spectral-snagging marvel. We've meticulously examined each component of the Ejection & Control Unit, and now it's time for the grand finale: the cost breakdown.
Economy Kit Total: $166.17 (Blank label plate priced)
Premium Kit Total: $224.17 (Stock label plate priced)
Naturally, these are merely preliminary figures. The final expenditure will depend on your chosen components and your confidence in your own assembly prowess. Feel free to personalize your kit by mixing and matching components to your liking, creating a ghost trap that's as unique as your spectral adversaries. Whether you're a seasoned tinkerer or a novice ghostbuster, we have options to suit your needs and budget.
Pandora :(turns to RJ with a hopeful smile) So, RJ, how did I do? Did I capture the essence of a proper cost breakdown?"
RJ: (nods approvingly, a hint of a smile playing on his lips) Excellent work, Pandora. Clear, concise, and informative, just the way I like it.
The Never-Ending Disclaimer (Because We're Thorough Like That)
(Leans in with a conspiratorial wink) "Now, before you go strapping this beauty to your belt and charging off to bust some ghosts, let's have a little heart-to-heart. These traps are collector's items, darlings, meant more for display than actual spectral wrangling. I mean, just look at the craftsmanship! But hey, I get it. Sometimes a ghostbuster just can't resist the call of adventure. So, RJ designed this thing with action in mind."
(Gestures with a flourish) "From the safety release screw that prevents accidental cartridge ejections to the replaceable parts, this trap is built for some serious paranormal playtime. But remember, my dears, this thing is hefty and made of aluminum. If it takes a tumble, it's gonna get a few battle scars. That's why every part can be unscrewed and replaced. So, no need to fret if you happen to drop it. Just order a replacement part, bolt it on, and you're back in business."
(Gives a playful wink) "Now, I know you're itching to test this baby out, but let's be sensible, shall we? This is a delicate instrument, not a blunt object. So please, refrain from using it as a weapon, a doorstop, or a makeshift hammer. Unless, of course, you're facing a particularly cantankerous poltergeist who's disrupting your afternoon tea. In that case, by all means, give it a whack. But don't come crying to me when you need a new handle assembly."
(Touches a finger to her lips thoughtfully) "And one last thing, my intrepid ghost hunters: Freeky Geeky is not responsible for any unexpected spectral infestations, poltergeist possessions, or ectoplasmic explosions resulting from the use of this ghost trap. Build and operate at your own risk, and always remember to prioritize safety and common sense."
(Her eyes sparkle with a hint of mischief) "Now, go forth and give those mischievous spirits a fright! Or, you know, simply bask in the glory of your creation. Perhaps with a cup of tea and a slice of cake. That sounds perfectly delightful, doesn't it?"
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